Grow your own charitable donation

Last week I found out why a friend of mine has long hair. I'd never thought to ask before. I'd assumed he actually liked his long, luscious locks. Sure he looks like a big girl, but I thought it rude to make disparaging comments. I like to think I'm fairly non-judgemental when it comes to my friends' hair. At least to their face.

Turns out I should have pointed and laughed, then I would have found out earlier why he has really long hair.

I like to think the conversation would have gone like this:

ME: Ha ha ha! You look like a girl! Ha ha ha!
FRIEND: What? Because I have long hair?
ME: Ha ha ha!
FRIEND: Don't you like my hair?
ME: Ha ha ha!
FRIEND: What's wrong with long hair?
ME: Ha ha ha!
FRIEND: Seriously, Dave. I thought you'd be fairly non-judgemental when it came to hair.
ME: Ha ha ha!
FRIEND: At least to my face.
ME: Ha ha ha! Why have you got girl's hair? It looks so stupid! Ha ha ha!
FRIEND: I'm growing it.
ME: Ha ha ha! Yeah, but WHY, man? You look like a girl!
FRIEND: I'm gonna donate it to kids with cancer.
ME: ...
FRIEND: What are you doing for kids with cancer, Dave?

I am leaving civilisation for a few months soon. This seems like the perfect opportunity to grow my hair. I need 6" of long, luscious locks, about down to my chin, for a decent wig. I currently have about 1".

If you also want to possess the ultimate put-down response to people who take the piss out of your hair style, then why not join me? Check out http://www.littleprincesses.org.uk/Donate/Hair.aspx for more information.