Casual Facism
Overheard on the last train back from London Paddington to Cholsey, somewhere near Maidenhead:
"The Italians used to have a really facist regime"
"What kind of facist, like, racist?"
"Nah, just a really strict government...I'm not talking Stalin here!"
Mussolini will be turning in his grave - "how dare they misunderestimate me so!"